As everyone is aware who reads this I lived in Austin for most of my adult life. My brother moved there right after college and still lives there. He's an artist and musician. This is actually his story.
My brother was coming out of a bar and going to his car after a night of drinking. As he got closer to his vehicle he noticed 2 people making out on the hood of his car. This is not actually an uncommon sight in parts of Austin after a night on 6th street or the warehouse district. He tapped the guy on the shoulder, and when the guy came up for air he saw that it was Matthew McConaughey (and Sandra Bullock). Apparently, old Matt said to my brother "Dude, no autographs " and turned back to his "date" . My brother apparently said " I don't want your autograph, I just want you to get off my damn car"